Tiny Tot in the Ladies Room
This is the first time this ever happened to me. When I came out of the stall in the ladies room, there was a tiny little boy with a cube of cheese on a toothpick, and he was eating it.
I asked where his momma was, but he was supremely unconcerned and said nothing. I heard a knock on the door of the ladies room, and when I opened it, there were two men asking if a little boy was in there. The tiny tot walked out with the men. It was the funniest thing.