Raise Your Hand If This Has Ever Happened To You

I slipped in cat throw up tonight, and I hit my head on the door frame.  I fell flat on my back, and all I could do was say, "Oh my God!"

I got up eventually, stumbled to the freezer to put an ice pack on the side of my head, and lay down on the bed and cried.  Oy vey!  When I finally got up, I saw that there was blood on the ice pack, and then I saw blood on the light switch.  Then I looked at my face in the mirror.  Double oy vey!  There was a cut about an inch long just above my left eyebrow.  I guess I will need stitches....