Thursday, May 2, 2013

Ever since Wayne had a heart attack, he carries nitroglycerin with him.  The bottles are tiny, and he forgets that he has it in his pocket, so when he throws his clothes in the washing machine, guess what else gets washed?  Sometimes, the bottle stays in his pocket through the whole washing cycle, and I don't know it's there until I see it in the dryer.  Well, this time, the lid came unscrewed, and all the little nitroglycerin pills were let lose in the dryer.  Sometimes, he leaves money in his pocket.  It's better when it's paper currency than change.  Well, this time, I got paid in nitroglycerin...

1 comment:

  1. I wash everything too. But I must say I have never washed nitro glycerin. Now that is a first for me. :)